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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:12

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

A particle from the farthest reaches of the universe has been detected at the bottom of the Mediterranean Sea. - Farmingdale Observer

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

What are some signs he is deeply in love with you?

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Unacceptable again!

What are some things you would change about Avatar: The Last Airbender if you were to redo the series?

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Do Flat Earthers exist today? If so, where do they live?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

No way

Michigan Cup starting lineup: Chase Briscoe wins third pole in a row - NBC Sports

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do my friends always say "yeah, we've heard this before" when I talk about something I'm passionate about?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Aldi vs Oreo: Oreo maker sues Aldi over 'copycat' packaging - BBC

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

Rare Red Sprites Captured Lighting up the Tibetan Night Sky Like Jellyfish-Shaped Firework - My Modern Met

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

Catatonics & High Colonics